The staff at Cafe Perspectivo -- Lulu and Hershey's creative coffeehouse -- has invented startling new ways of perceiving the world with sound... you could call it a blue-tooth glass armonica. Ben Franklin would have loved this!
Times have changed, but the formula remains stuck in 1949. The wealth disparities between neighboring towns simply did not exist at anything like their current scale. The founders of the regional school system could not have foreseen the inequity their formula has imposed on most towns today.
In short, the woman who cannot decide whether she is GI Jane, Calamity Jane, or Amelia Earhart is a despicable freak whose removal was both justified and overdue.