Dumb as a Rock
(December 7 Trump tweet re Rex Tillerson)
It’s easy to insult those who keep their counsel,
who’ve been around, almost from the beginning,
like rocks,
and have a tale to tell — for those who can read.
So, like, when was the last time you read a book,
Donaldo?
And would it be rude to ask what unread books
you plan to put on the shelves of an oxymoronic
Trump Library?
Allow me to suggest that you exhibit a collection
of divots you have dug on greens and fairways
world wide.
Such a collection would accord with your values:
you liked digging up dirt on others, and always
soiled yourself.
