ORANGE ALERT: The (almost)daily outrage

I could surely do the job of convincing my teacher friends and relatives that Claude is their friend and not the herald of the apocalypse.

I daresay it is not cheap—nips and tucks never are. But now that Trump’s stable of sculpted female factotums are helping themselves to our money through their own unrestrained graft, I suspect their plastic surgeons are on speed-dial.

We are a work in progress, but Trump’s regression is outside the pall of any political actions in recent memory. We are better than this, and for that I apologize to the world for his actions